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labocat:

iamthecutestofborg:

deantops:

jakeykitty:

tumblrsloth:

What the fucking shit is happening

i cant stop laughing omg

BUT WHY IS TOMMY LEE JONES TEACHING IN JAPAN

AND WHY DOES HE HAVE SUPERPOWERS
SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS PLEASE

Tommy Lee Jones has been starring in a series of commercials for Boss Coffee for years now and they are MASTERPIECES OF CINEMA. The plot is that he’s an alien investigating life on earth, and each commercial is a problem or situation.
THEY ARE FANTASTIC PLEASE WATCH THEM AND EDUCATE YOURSELVES
Continuation here (without subs)

labocat:

iamthecutestofborg:

deantops:

jakeykitty:

tumblrsloth:

What the fucking shit is happening

i cant stop laughing omg

BUT WHY IS TOMMY LEE JONES TEACHING IN JAPAN

AND WHY DOES HE HAVE SUPERPOWERS

SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS PLEASE

Tommy Lee Jones has been starring in a series of commercials for Boss Coffee for years now and they are MASTERPIECES OF CINEMA. The plot is that he’s an alien investigating life on earth, and each commercial is a problem or situation.

THEY ARE FANTASTIC PLEASE WATCH THEM AND EDUCATE YOURSELVES

Continuation here (without subs)

canvasoftruth
What I told you about saving people isn’t true. You might think it is, because you might want someone else to save you, or you might want to save someone so badly. But no one else can save you, not really. Not from yourself. You fall asleep in the foothills, and the wolf comes down from the mountains. And you hope someone will wake you up. Or chase it off. Or shoot it dead. But when you realize that the wolf is inside you, that’s when you know. You can’t run from it. And no one who loves you can kill the wolf, because it’s part of you. They see your face on it. And they won’t fire the shot.
Ava Dellaira, Love Letters to the Dead (via splitterherzen)